i loved it! b-grade value of 4/5 PS.get a load of the DVD cover (there is no chopper in the movie at all so don't get your hopes up with the chopper shooting two missiles at a couple of giant snakes in the middle of the city. 5 ) super cool special effects* 6 ) bad plot (wild snake free in city, so lets send a bred-in-captivity snake with a camera on its head to catch it) 7 ) worse script ("should i tag this as body #6?" "i think it's the rest of bodies 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5") 8 ) and even worse actors. i like the dumb ass deputy tripping into the bloody corpse head-first in front of the over-dramatic FBI agent. Boy goes down on girl, snake eats boy, snake goes down on girl.oh yeah! 4 ) Clichés.
In this movie we have a safari hunting team that more closely resembles the Village Ppl! 3 ) Sex Scene. Not only do we get to see the naked chick bathe but she also rubs herself down with a sponge really really slowly! 2 ) The group of mis-matched characters that would never be seen together ever but somehow manage to end up stuck in impossible situations. After a genetically-altered python escapes, a scientist is enlisted to help kill it by releasing a giant boa constrictor that he owns.
The credits say it all.3 secs in and you know it's gonna be B-Grade-Orama! There are a few things that must be in a film for it to be B-Grade and Boa VS Python has em all!!!! 1 ) Unnessesary nudity (cause low paid actors will do anything to get a gig). With David Hewlett, Jaime Bergman, Kirk B.R.
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