In later stages, the enemies have more fighters to start with than you and better advantages on the battlefield, so no matter where you are located or what you have to do, you’re already off to a bad start. It isn’t particularly tough to complete the stages but as you progress, the AI can overpower you through no fault of your own. It’s a nice throwback to old games, but it won’t keep you interested for long. There isn’t a lot to do on the battlefield other than attacking and reclaiming land and strongholds and there isn’t much to do outside of this. It happens almost instantaneously, so you’re not waiting for ages and learning these will give you the edge in battle in fact, not learning one of these professions will more than likely end in your failure.ĭestroying the buildings of your enemies will stop them multiplying, and knowing whether to do this first or attack the main army will be your biggest decision (and one of very few you’ll have to make).
All of your barbarians start off as simpletons until you train them up in one of the different huts, allowing them to learn a specific profession like archer, wizard and warrior. You can control pockets of up to 50 barbarians at a time and with a left click of the mouse, you can complete the orders you give to your men. The fundamentals of battle consist of moving your barbarians to attack, destroying your opponent’s buildings and retaking their land. After a while, it gets old fast and the variety of each stage stops dead in its tracks, forcing Crush Your Enemies to rely on the humour of the script to carry it along, instead of its gameplay. By meeting these expectations, you’ll earn respect points the more respect points you earn, the further you’ll progress. Each stage has specific objectives like finishing in less than 3 minutes or keeping a certain number of barbarians alive.
With frequent dick and fart jokes, vulgarity and basic gameplay, does Crush Your Enemies go too far and try to offend instead of provide a solid strategy game? It may not be the greatest of games, but it’s funny and sometimes that’s just what you need.Ĭrush Your Enemies is all about Brog, his fat, drunk son Fuzgut and a group of barbarians as they gain control of their enemy’s strongholds, using simple tactics to quite literally crush them. It’s rare to see the RTS genre dip its toes into a simplistic and humorous pool, opting for more streamlined experiences over pages of menus and countless choices.
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